So…it’s my first overnight at my new job, and one of the CNA’s is super cute… I’m pretty sure she is gay by her looks, and I think I may be blushing. I wish we had break together, although I don’t know what I would have done… I can’t hit on her because that could be sexual harassment! Ah!
This is just crazy! :/
It’s weird how in a matter of seconds, you could be just a memory
Thank you… You’re right, but things are just really crappy right now in general. It’s getting hard to find the positives…
Micro-Biology 9/4 (Jo’s birthday)
1542 Sitting in the back where there is an outlet for my computer. Wearing all black.. I think I am subconsciously trying to intimidate people. I do not have my book…also, no internet access… how will I work on my blog without it!
1547 So far, I found a cute guy. He smiled at me. Weird. Something is off already. Also, I have located the douchebag of the class.
Keeps glancing at all the people coming in and like smiling or shaking his head. Like a douche bag would do. Cause he is a douche. And he is front row right in the middle. With his douchey glasses and douchey polo. Also announcing as loud as possible to no one how he “Just graduated high school.”
1600Teacher came in, can’t remember his name and can’t look it up because of lack of internet.
1604 Another super cute dude sitting next to me… well, one chair over. I’m being intimidating, remember?
1610 Cute Guy has been texting the entire time.. and occasionally glances back… I probably have something on my face… Wish I could kik him and be like “Brah… wtf yo?”
1613 Just looked at Super Cute Dude for the first time… looks weirdly similar to Adam Levine!! Woahh!!
1632 …and attendance time…
and already douche bag is volunteering… and stating we call him “Tim, or you know, what ever.” I will stick with “douche bag”… or “DB” for short.
Quiz next week, 10-15 questions on topic one. (Multiple choice, true/false, matching, and a bonus)
NO extra projects to boost grades, generally doesn’t not do makeup exams.
1645 And I have already located the stuck up “OMG I can’t use my iPhone in class!? It like, doesn’t fit in my like, skinny jeans, and like, I have to like, update my facebook… #thisishorrible #needmyphone #goingtodie” chick. She had to leave to text everyone to tell them she can’t have her phone until class is over.
The early years of Micro-Biology (Slide show)
1715 Don’t forget the random weird old person who has made an awesome decision to go back to school. (not sarcasm… it’s really a good idea)…but has not clue how to do school at this age and asks a BILLION questions that make the professor repeat what he has already has written down on the damn powerpoint.
1724 I noticed Adam Levine Doppelganger is married. Boo.
1759 I just noticed the there is a chick next to me whose last name is Flowers, and she is wearing a flowered dress… cute! I wonder if that’s on purpose… hmmmmm
1836 First off… class is almost over. Second, DB has literally been nodding his head at EVERYTHING as if he is supposed to be the one frigging teaching the class, or like he is having a personal conversation with the teacher. -__-
1838 I have a wedgie, and it is extremely annoying. There is nothing I can do about it! It’s absolutely insane… and I have not been paying much attention.
1842 Yeah I want to go now. I don’t think I have any more “notes” today. Haha. I wish I could take a class just on observation and thought. That would be super fun! :P
1847 I don’t know why people think that just because the professor can’t see the physical phone that he can’t know you are texting. Like, it’s super obvious. People should get a computer app like I have. Then you can take notes and text! Woo!!
1850 Time to go! I will do this again next time… possibly more detailed! :P
You should make this into a blog, or at least keep these forever
First, I passed out on my friends floor because I’m so tired. Then when I spend a good ten minuted looking for my glasses, which I realized I don’t have because I’m wearing contacts, then I went to my car and have a parking ticket because I didn’t move it…then work… and driving home I almost ran out of diesel, while filling my tank I spilled it all over… and after that I almost got into TWO accidents. :’(